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Homeschooling Humor
I understand how important laughter is in life. This homeschooling humor page is meant to fill your day with laughter, joy and peace.
Adding homeschooling humor to your life and your family's will make your day fun and easier. Don't take life too serious. Laugh, have fun, enjoy your everyday blessings.
Enjoy your life, LAUGH out loud, even if it's at yourself!
A recent study from cardiologists at the University of Maryland, has shown that laughter may have a beneficial effect on the heart.
Allen Klein
Bookmark this page and when you are feeling stressed, or simply need a break from the everyday noise, come back for a little homeschooling humor. It will change your day!!!
Fourteen days of Homeschooling To the tune of "Twelve Days of Christmas."
On the first day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "Can you homeschool legally?"
On the second day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "Are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"
On the third day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "Do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"
On the fourth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "What about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"
On the fifth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "YOU ARE SO STRANGE! What about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"
On the sixth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "How long will you homeschool, YOU ARE S0 STRANGE, what about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"
On the seventh day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "Look at what they're missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE!, what about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, do you homeschool legally?"
On the eighth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "Why do you do this, look at what they're missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE, what about P.E. do you give them tests, are they socialized, do you homeschool legally?"
On the ninth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "They'll miss the prom, why do you do this, look at what they're missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE!, what about P.E. do you give them tests, are they socialized, do you homeschool legally?"
On the tenth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "What about graduation, they'll miss the prom, why do you do this, look at what they're missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE!, what about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"
On the eleventh day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "I could never do that, what about graduation, they'll miss the prom, why do you do this, look at what they're missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE, what about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"
On the twelfth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "Can they go to college, I could never do that, what about graduation, they'll miss the prom, why do you do this, look at what they're missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE, What about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"
On the thirteenth day of homeschool I thoughtfully replied: "They Can go to college, yes you can do this, they can have graduation, we don't like the prom, we do it cuz we like it, they are missing nothing, we'll homeschool forever, WE ARE NOT STRANGE!, We give them P.E., and we give them tests, they are socialized, AND WE HOMESCHOOL LEGALLY!
On the fourteenth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "How can I get started, why didn't you tell me, where do I buy curriculum, when is the next conference, WILL PEOPLE THINK WE'RE STRANGE? I think we can do this, if you will help us, we'll join a sports team, and we'll homeschool legally."
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
Groucho Marx
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I hope you enjoyed this homeschooling humor video. Every time I watch this video I can't help but to burst into laughter. It is so true and humorous.
Many people don't understand the reasons why we homeschool our children. Perhaps adding a little homeschooling humor will help them understand.
The next time someone asks about homeschooling, you can simply be prepared with one of the answers from the homeschooling humor video. I've tried it, and guess what? It works!
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'Twas the Night before Christmas homeschooling humor style
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the home,children were still studying for their test on Rome.
Mom was planning, she had just an hour, to teach 'one more lesson' before their night shower.
A whole week of vacation, the children were thrilled, but Mom saw the lesson plans, and the blocks were still filled.
"Can I stop for a day, much less a whole week?" Just the thought of time off made me shudder and shriek!
Would they remember anything, would they fall behind? "Lord, I need your help, just give me a sign!!!"
Then out on the sidewalk, I saw my four boys, and I heard them say, "it's not about toys."
To the neighborhood kids, they explained Jesus' birth, and how through Jesus, not toys, we gain our worth.
At that point, Math and Spelling and learning to write, meant little to me as I had lost the sight of what teaching at home was truly about.
Then I sat at my desk and began to pout. The pouts turned to sobs, "Lord what have I done?"
It's not about grades, but to follow your Son! "Please guide me and show me my job is to teach,and turn them to you, and of Jesus I'll preach."
Now we'll put away books and not open them 'til later, we'll focus on Jesus, our Lord and Creator.
It's His day and so we will all celebrate, I'll never mention the words "behind" or "we're late".
So, Thank You, Lord, for blessing me, with such a great husband and family.
Now homeschooling moms, TURN OUT THE SCHOOL LIGHT! and, "Happy Christmas To All And To All A Good Night!"
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